Change your underwear daily!

There’s an old sea story about a ship’s Captain who inspected his sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad.
The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would change underwear occasionally.

The first mate responded, “Aye, aye sir, I’ll see to it immediately!”

The first mate went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced, “The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear.”

He continued, “Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, and Brown, you change with Schneider.”

THE MORAL OF THE STORY:
Someone may come along and promise “Change“, but don’t count on things smelling any better.

Did you RSVP to the yard sign event?

We are looking for volunteers to help put yard signs together on Saturday, July 14th, 2012 at 6:00 pm.  There are over 1,500 republican candidate yard signs waiting to be put together at the home of Mark and Irene Harris.  Bring a covered dish (hot dogs and drinks are provided), wear old clothes (putting yard signs together is a dirty job) and bring your lawn chair.  Children are welcome, come out for a night of work and fun.  RSVP to rockstargop@verizon.net so we have an idea of how many people to plan for, but if it is a last minute thing just show up.